If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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