Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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