would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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