thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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