My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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