she was so not down for the gang bang
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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