Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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