The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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