At least make sure they are 18
Why
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just invented taco cereal.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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