Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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