Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
please come you make the beer taste better
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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