What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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