Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
