That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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