i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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