YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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