STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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