I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
