I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
