You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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