just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You made out with two different species that night
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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