If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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