New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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