i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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