This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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