Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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