That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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