Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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