you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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