No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
What a dumb baby whore.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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