he shaved USA in his pubs
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
this is an emotional support booty call
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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