I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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