My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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