And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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