So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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