God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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