I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
