He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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