So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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