The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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