I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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