Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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