i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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