using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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