Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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