worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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