what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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