The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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