Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Update, blind date is cute and fun.

(248): View more from Michigan

Scratch that, blind date just threw up.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.

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(520): View more from Arizona

This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.

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(623): View more from Arizona

He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha

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