now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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