all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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