I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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