doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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